Thursday, February 1, 2018

BURGLARY IN FLORIDA ...



BURGLARY IN FLORIDA ...

With the stupidity of so many Californians that have been interviewed as of late, this could actually happen -- especially in these Sanctuary Cities. ha ha  :0) 

 BURGLARY IN FLORIDA ...

When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch.

What they did take, however, was a white box filled with a grayish-white powder.......

(That's the way the police report described it.)

A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said that it looked similar to high grade cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big time.

Later, Nathan stood in front of numerous TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars:

'Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago.'

The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The white box was there, too.  About half of Gertrude's ashes remained. 
 
Scotch taped to the box was this note which said:  "Hoochie sold us the bogus blow so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day."

And you thought California was the land of fruits and nuts.

Don't like guns?; Don't buy one! There now, wasn't that simple.

Si vis pacem, para bellum
 

1 comment:

  1. Thanks for this! I really needed a good laugh!!! Trust e - there are much ore than Californians who qualify f or the 's' designation! ha ha ha

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