Saturday, August 27, 2011

Clocks

A man died and went to heaven. He saw a huge wall of clocks behind St. Peter. "Why all the clocks"?'

St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.' 'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?'

...............'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, she never told a lie.'

'Where's President Obama's clock?' asked the man.

Obama's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan....





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